Sheri’s Ranch Opens First Legal Nuru Massage in the United States

     One of the country’s largest brothels, Sheri’s Ranch, is giving customers one of the oldest forms of underground erotic massage by bringing NURU Massage out of the shadows into the limelight. NURU is a full body massage where the masseuse uses her entire body to stimulate the equally naked client.  Both are drenched with lubricated seaweed-based gel for that extra slippery experience.  The masseuse then glides her body all over the client causing a tactile sensation that is out of this world.   

     Nuru gel is made with nori, the edible seaweed used in sushi that is completely natural.  Nuru means slippery in Japanese and nuru gel is by far the most slippery lubricant used today that is colorless, odorless, and tasteless and does not stain.  Nuru massage was created for sexual purpose but is not offered in most traditional massage parlors.  Until today the nuru massage was illegal in the USA but now customers can order the sensual massage at Sheri’s Ranch. 

     Men, women and couples can now enjoy a pay-for-play sex massage at the nuru specialty room that is legal and safe.  “We’re pleased to offer our clients and future guests this incredible new service.  We went to great lengths to ensure that Sheri’s provides the authentic Japanese nuru experience.  Not only do our courtesans perform the only legal nuru massage in the USA, but they also practice the best, most sensual erotic massages available anywhere,” said owner Chuck Lee, a respected former law enforcement official who took over the resort and remodeled it into a fantasy playground for men, women and couples looking for the ultimate pleasure experience in a safe, clean and comfortable resort setting.     

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The Handie has taken the world in its hands with new crowdfunding campaign

 

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     International media has been in awe with the NEW revolutionary male pleasure product, The Handie!  News went viral through indiegogo.com campaign and has received over a million views in three days before YouTube demanded it be removed and this crowdfunding crusade is set to end Thursday, Oct. 30.   

     News outlets all over the world have reported the same story and like a fancy car or new line of exclusive technology, it turned heads all over the world.  People have been faciniated with this first “all in one male finishing tool designed to Upgrade Your Orgasm™.” 

     “Girls have more weaponry than the U.S. Military (but) now we have out worn sex toy finally,” wrote Trent with BarstoolSports.com.  “The Handie! Perfet name.  It’s awesome.!”

     “It offers a helping hand to, well…finish you off…” wrote Natasha Hinde of the Huffington Post.  “The Handie has all of the mod cons: a self-lubrication system, a vibrator, and (handily) a good bit of grip…But that’s not our (favorite) part.  Made from food-grade silicone its super efficient to clean afterwards.” 

     The media has been so generous and receptive to The Handie they have directed readers to The Handie’s Indiegogo.com webpage to help fund the pleasure product.  Ask.Men.com offered its own take on the Handie, “forget everything you thought you knew about sexual pleasure.  A new Indiegogo project called The Handie is here to wipe the slate clean when it comes to getting your rocks off in the privacy of your own home.” 

     The world’s finest glove to help men play with themselves,” exclaimed Alan White with BuzzFeed.com. “Visit The Handie’s Indiegogo page and take your self-manipulation to the next level!” 

 

    The Handie has received it’s share of prejudices but twice as much support from other media groups like DailyDot.com, GQ France, Supercompressor.com, ComedyCentral.co.uk, BroBible.com, and lots more.  Any man who has put on the love glove has grained more confidence and better orgasm before all else.  The state of the art soft, supple glove that makes users never want to use their bare hands again, allows users to control the grip for a more firm yet more intense five-fingered perfect grip.   

     The Handie® is ending its crowdfunding campaign on Indiegogo.com where you can receive your first pick on The Handie for contributions of $65, $85 or $150.  Supporters of the campaign will also purchase extra votes to help crown the official “The Handie Girl”.  Additional votes may be purchased as well for only $100 & $200.  The Handie Indiegogo.com campaign ends November 1, 2014.

 

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SOURCE: The Handie Marketing - Christopher